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Travis.

17.

Ohio.

Livin’ the Dream. Hostage Taker Baby Maker. Workin’ Hard or Hardly Workin’. etc.

I enjoy long walks on the beach in the most exotic and scenic locales, indulging in fine wines from majestic vineyards in the most exclusive dining and leisure establishments, discussing obscure foreign documentaries and intense progressive retrospectives, sharing only the most-influential and least-commercial music with the rest of the world, debating foreign policies solely with other Americans, and sitting from a picturesque hillock watching the sunset gradually fade from the horizon, leaving behind the dark and seemingly infinite expanse of space, therein furthering my quest to find the meaning and significance to my existence in the universe…..
jus kiddin, i enjoy boobs.

Throw Up Your Dick Beaters, Let’s Dance!